BRAD 'Horndog' SLAGEL

 

 

Drawing from the influences of gospel rock and medieval funk, Brad has a style all his own. His passion for music flows from within, like a healthy dose of osmotic diarrhea. Being shaped by his experiences as a waterboy, alterserver and lion tamer Brad blossomed into the world's foremost expert in the field of waterboyalterserverliontamology.

Ever since he pinned the tail on the donkey and won a multimillion dollar trip to band camp, he became an aboriginal trumpeting sensation in Australia, earning the title Horndingo along the way. Horndingo was later translated from Aussie to English when he returned from the camp, and the Horndog was born.

 

SEX	Upside down on the hood of a car
SIGN	Virgo
TURN-ONS	Bread products, national monuments, double-jointedness
TURN-OFFS	Haircuts, libraries, single beds
FAVOURITE BODY PART	Gerty's tubercle
FAVOURITE CLEF	B(r)ass