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PAT 'Guido' CERVINI
Some know him as the "Godfather" of the Cervini family, others know him as Don Axel. Patrick was born in Cicily, back in the days when men were men and Patrick was born. He began tooting his own horn (some refer to it as trumpet), when he realized that it hid his ugly mug quite nicely. His desire to make love to the music on stage, while turning-on fans in his tight, white boxer-briefs results in Patrick having the biggest fan club of any member in the band. (Yes even bigger than Christine).
Speaking of bigger, Patrick enjoys supplementing his musical appeal with large vegetables such as cucumbers, zuccini and of course, the gourds during his on stage antics. Pamplemousse.
| SEX | Italian Style |
| SIGN | Bumpy road ahead |
| TURN-ONS | Secretaries, waitresses at gigs, Shane |
| TURN-OFFS | The trip to Sunnybrook before he found out he was at Women's College |
| FAVOURITE BODY PART | Infraorbital groove |
| FAVOURITE CLEFT | Peri-areolar |