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Paul "Bones" Belletrutti
Well, they call him "bones" cuz he plays one…T-bone that is. However, the girls at the concerts know full well why they really call him bones (with the emphasis on the "s")…cuz he plays all night…if ya know what we mean.
Paul, by far the loudest member of the band, both when he is blowing the cold steel and when he's just plain "using his mouth", gets what he wants…all the time. He has no problems letting us know exactly what he wants too. Many have taken to calling him a dominatrix..a "conversational dominatrix" that is. He'll take a conversation, order it to bend over, and start spanking it while yelling refined, carefully chosen profanity, displaying his huge, bulging vocabulary, his pulsating diction and his insatiable, animal-like intonation.
| SEX | Plenty |
| SIGN | Taurus |
| TURN-ONS | Crowd surfing, mudwrestling, co-ed naked accounting, tying surgical knots with his tongue, long walks on the beach |
| TURN-OFFS | Fermented hummus and stale melba toast |
| FAVOURITE BODY PART | Anterior wall of the inguinal wall |
| FAVOURITE CLEF | Bass |