SHANE 'Shaps' SHAPERA

 

 

Rivaled only by the great ape in his hypertrochosity, Shapera was thought to have been brought up by wolves in his youth. Further investigation has indeed proven that this is true. Shane, or "longshanks" as he's known to the band has never been able to find a belt that fits him, as is evidenced by the outrageous number of times that he has been caught naked from the waste down…on stage and off!

Some attribute Shapera's boundless energy to his genetic disposition, but loyal fans know better. Lactose intolerance and double cheese pizza yield enough exothermism to fire Shane into action in perpetuity.

Also, Shane plays the guitar.

 

SEX	Yes, please
SIGN	Gemini
TURN-ONS	Large vats of corn oil
TURN-OFFS	Cheese
FAVOURITE BODY PART	Erector pili
FAVOURITE CLEF	Tab

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